let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying
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friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
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my eyes just welled up with tears omg
that’s mark patting martin
look at martins face i
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nugger
it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
excuse me I need to breathe i need to what the how do you? how do you stop laughing?!
(Source: time-sponges, via johnlockedinbakerstreet)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
(Source: bitchface-loves-you, via cumber-hiddles)
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends."
(Source: manticoreimaginary, via witchqueen)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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am i the only one who sees sherlock trying to run away as quickly as he can???
like “oh fuck john saw me im supposed to be dead quick gotta go fast!!”
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#never once as a child I have been afraid of the dark #then doctor who happens
ive always been deathly afraid of the dark
doctor who just made it worse
(Source: mcavoyster, via mycroftgetoffmysheet)
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
(Source: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey, via lost-inthe-tardis)
